This is the honorable role call of those brave souls prepared to brave the terrors of bad movie hell. If you would like to join these hallowed ranks, take a look at the guidelines, and come join the crusade.
If there is a man whose knowledge of bad movies surpasses that of the Prophet, then that man is Simon Drake. A long-term connoisseur of crap, Simon has seen things in his time that man was not meant to wot of, using - and in many cases abusing - the free video credits gained as an employee of Blockbuster Video to view things that no sane person would shell out money for. By such efforts, he has acquired an unparalleled knowledge of the depths to which filmmakers can and will stoop. He is also the only man alive who will voluntarily watch Tango & Cash just so he can write a bad movie review about it.
Our hats are off.
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Cutting his teeth on Mystery Science Theatre 3000, James Holloway is our man in the New World. A veteran of such Myst'ed classics as Horror at Party Beach and Manos: the Hands of Fate (acknowledged by those in the know to boot Plan 9 From Outer Space into touch in the battle royale for the title 'worst movie ever'), he went on to serve a long and arduous apprenticeship in the halls of Mecca. James is a hardened warrior on the bad movie battlefield, whose in-depth knowledge of crap-sockey and genuine, home-grown Americrapola is invaluable to the Bad Movie Mecca.
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A relative newcomer to this business, Allison entered the game with the avowed intent of becoming a 'mediocre but sane' Bad Movie Crusader. She is also one of the few BMM reviewers likely to provide reviews of dodgy RomCom.
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Another veteran of Mecca, and the man responsible for Surf Nazis Must Die. Not for the film itself, which is surely more burden than any one man could bear; just for me having seen it, which is almost as bad.
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Half-man, half-ant, or something. A Bad Movie veteran, albeit until recently a silent one, this fine fellow also provides the webspace where the BMM resides.
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Your host here at the Bad Movie Mecca. The Prophet's bad movie experience is impressive, going back over many years of dedicated bad movie viewing. Studying the basics of bad movies with Simon Drake, he undertook a three year pilgrimage in Mecca to hone his skills and thicken his skin. Very little is too bad for The Prophet, an avid viewer of Xena: Warrior Princess, as well as more respectable genre fare such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Farscape, and Stargate SG-1. Be warned however, that Roar, Tarzan, The New Adventures of Robin Hood, and Cleopatra 2525 have all exceeded the tolerance levels of even this hardy frontiersman on the bleak borders of the dire.
The Prophet is also the man to contact if you want to contribute the rotten fruits of your own bad movie experiences to the BMM.
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A newcomer to the Mecca. May he enter freely and of his own will, and leave behind something of the happiness that he brings.